Mechanimals

 

Tyson has a heart of gold..
and a skull of iron.

He is not very smart,
but he wins a lot of fights
because he uses his head.

His steering is a bit stiff,
and his suspension is rough,
but he can take anything
the bad guys dish out.

 

Samson is strong and sharp.
But because he is young,
he makes some foolish mistakes.

It seems that Lezlie
must always rescue him
after he gets in terrible trouble
by doing exactly
what she warned him not to do.

Someday
he will prove himself ready
to be a leader
by making his own decision
without her help.

 

Lezlie

Lezlie was born a Gas-Hog
but she saw the light:
She has enough
of filth, waste and greed.

She ain't dainty.
She is a heavyweight biker chick.
You don't mess with her.

She has knobby tires and a filthy mouth
and she always drives
like her tail is on fire..